God is the Proactive Creative Director in the Celestial Creative Department who met a 7 days deadline in 6 and had one left to spare.
Adam was his Naive Copywriter, with Eve as the Secretary handling the Research Department.
Adam and Eve worked together to Brainstorm. Everything seemed so perfect, so organized. God allowed them to drink the creative juices of all the fruits in his agency except one.
Snake was handling the Marketing department of that specific fruit and needed to sell it. He needed the commission. How can he convince them to use it? What could interest Eve? Why Eve? Well even in Heaven it is known that Sex sells!
- Eve?
- Yes Snake?
- What if i told you i had something that could boost your knowledge and make you think better, wiser? maybe you'll be upgraded to the status of Angel in the service of God. God can always use an Art Director, and with your experience, i think u just might do. You just need something powerful along the way.
- Oh My! This is exactly what Adam an I need! What is it?
- You need an Apple! And God knows that, after his favorite Angel left him to open his own Agency, He could use someone with your capabilities to prosper again!
- But... But...
- No Buts! Get your Buts out of the Box and think of your future for a change!
- Oh My! What Would God Do?
- Drink The Juice and you'll know!
And Eve did and so did Adam...
- Eve?
- Yes God?
- What Juice are you using?
- Apple, God!
So Eve and Adam were kicked out of the Agency. Apparently God was a PC, and on the seventh he created an operating system, he did not rest...
Snake stayed in office but was degraded. God thought he could use an apple from time to time...
Adam Decided to open his own Firm, he called it Civilization and since then he freelanced with both firms but more on the Marketing level... He came up with the "first" approach, the "3 in 1" approach, the "New and Improved" approach, and my own personal "None" approach. And Adam saw that it was good!
Eve switched to the HR department then ended up as a simple Housewife who failed to be fair to 2 children. Apparently One was Jealous of the other. Some say He killed him... I don't know... I cannot Judge on that!
"Heaven" is the first Advertisment Company ever created.
"Heaven" works on "Seven"
Be Good, God might open his Window someday and you might get some work. Take nothing but your Curriculum Vitae! Take nothing but what you did Good in where you are now. The more Good done here, The better your position will be there!
As for the "Hell" Agency, well that's another story...
Niiice :-)
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